Writer: Kevin Bisch
Budget: 70MM, Domestic Gross 177MM
Gene: Romantic Comedy
LogLine: A secretive "date doctor," Hitch,
struggles to find his game when smitten by a gossip columnist, Sara.
WILL SMITH - Alex 'Hitch" Hitchens
EVA MENDES - Sara Melas
KEVIN JAMES - Albert Brennaman
AMBER VALLETTA - Allegra Cole
JULIE ANN EMERY - Casey Sedgewick (Sara's friend)
ADAM ARKIN - Max (Sara's boss)
As in road stories and buddy movies, Romantic Comedies
match-up a man and a woman as both protagonist (of their own story) and
antagonist to the other's story. Usually one or the other ends up being the lead, but in HITCH things are well matched. In
the interest of space and time, this analysis will focus mostly on Hitch and the 13 MAJOR BEATS discussed elsewhere in this blog and
various other books, including The Moral Premise.
1. Life Before:
We begin with Hitch lecturing us on the principles behind male-female
relationships. He's telling us the secrets of his success as a date doctor.
And, we discover that Hitch and Sara are happily single and
that they have their reasons. Notice that neither of them think they WANT a significant
other in their lives. Yet, we can see they both do need someone in their lives.
They're incomplete. Notice also that their jobs are as opposed to any union as
are their personalities. She tells secrets (she's a gossip columnist with a
name to promote), he keeps secrets (he's a date doctor with no name). This sets
up the Nicomachean moral premise for HITCH:
(The vice) Keeping
too many secrets or exposing too many secrets
leads to
(The negative
consequence) distrust and isolation; but
(The virtue) Sharing
the truth in confidence
leads to
(the positive
consequence) trust and companionship.
Hitch lives at the absence of the virtue (he doesn't share
much of anything). Sara lives at the excess of the virtue (she shares
everything). She spills the beans; he hides them. She thinks men hate women, he
only works with men who love women. Hitch is trying to get men and women
together, Sara is excited about helping them to split up.
Notice also during this sequence of Act 1A it's made clear
to us that they are two people that have "convinced" themselves that they
don't need another. Hitch is wrapped up in helping guys succeed with girls
while telling his brother-in-law that such relationships are not "meant of
everybody." And Sara makes it clear "I don't have time for a
boyfriend."
2. Inciting Incident
Hitch discovers is challenged to hit
on a girl in a bar. He goes home without her, however. (Ideal 14 min.
Actual 12)
3. Hitch Rejects the Journey...
...of going after a girl (the journey
he's called to at 2.) He embraces the idea that with "no guile, and no
game, there's no girl." But we sense he's unhappy about that. Yet he helps
Albert, who is born without a game. (At 19 min Hitch decides to help
Albert on his journey, and in that process we hear arguments that suggest Hitch
should go on a journey for himself. One such line that reflects that happened
at the Inciting Incident is Albert telling Hitch, "You know what it's like
getting up every morning feeling hopeless?"
As soon as Hitch gets Albert to first base (and a first date
with Allegra) we can now introduce Sara to Hitch. It begins at 26 minutes when
Hitch notices Sara in the bar.
4. Act 1 Climax.
Hitch crosses the bar (foreshadowing the
threshold of the following scene) and approaches Sara with drinks in hand, only
to be beaten by an amateur pickup artist that Hitch confronts and dismisses. He
gets to know Sara a little bit (that she's a "gossip columnist at the
Standard" but he keeps his real job ("consultant") a secret.
(Ideal 28 min, Actual 28 when he first speaks to Sara. We see Hitch's game on
in this scene, and a very different game that he uses on Sara in Act 3.
5. Act 2A - Using the Negative side of the Moral Premise but Not Getting Anywhere.
Hitch goes after Sara, crossing the courtship
threshold for real, using the negative side of the moral premise... keeping
from Sara who he is or what he does. But he gives Munson his business card,
which eventually will break open the veil of secrecy and doom him at the end of
Act 2.) He pursues Sara, but there are secrets that don't make their courtship
that successful, like who Sara's Great, great, great grandfather was "The
Butcher" (it's a reverse of the secret he kept from her and she returns
the favor by revealing a bit ore about her family secrets. Bummer!) Had Hitch
told Sara where they were going, she might have mentioned ahead of time her
relative The Butcher and who he really was, thus saving Hitch's game plan from
grand embarrassment on the island. Nonetheless, Hitch assumes his principles of
male-female relationships are still true, and he pursues a second date, to make
up for the first one.
6. Moment of Grace. Hitch is confronted by Sara's boss at
the Food Rave about his relationship to Allegra Cole and Albert Brennaman.
Hitch dodges at first, but now recognizes what's going on. Max's next question
has to do with what Hitch does, to which the chef's assistant comes by to serve
them oysters. Hitch has an allergic reaction to the oysters and, as he's
choking to death, manages to say: "You think that I’m in a stressful
state...because I’m trying to make a good impression...while also dealing with
my commitment issues...trying to avoid all these awkward conversations."
Upon which Max's wife (the psychiatrist) says: "I think you're having an allergic
reaction, which is exactly right, in two ways, physically to the oysters, and
psychologically he's having an allergic reaction to Max's questions. Thus, a
beautiful metaphor is made. Notice also that the allergic reaction to the
Oyster throws Hitch off his game (as they trot off to the drug store to buy on
the story's supply of Benadryl), and it reminds us of the first time Hitch's
game was thrown a curve on Oyster Island (Ellis Island) when Hitch introduced
Sara to her relative "The Butcher" (whom Hitch thought was like a
cook, not dissimilar from the chef at the Food Rave that brings Hitch an Oyster).
And finally notice that the allergic reaction has something to do with a woman
named Allegra. None of this is coincidence, but 99.8% of the audience will only
connect this stuff subliminally. The net result of all this is the Hitch
realizes that keeping secrets is NOT getting him anywhere fast. In fact it's
thrown him off his name TWICE. (Ideal 56
min. Actual about 61.5 he knows something is up.)
7. Act 2B, the Protagonist makes progress using the positive
side of the moral premise.
On the way from the drug store, while drinking the
store dry of Benadryl, they have this conversation:
SARA: I bet I can ask you just about anything right now.HITCH: No. I'm a vault, baby. Locked down.SARA: What is an heiress doing with a CPA?HITCH: They're going to the Knicks game.SARA: Yep, Fort Knox.HITCH: He loves her so much!SARA: I'm sure he does.HITCH: I'm telling you, people search their whole lives trying to find the...reasons that we're here.SARA: I wouldn't know.HITCH: You would if you saw it.
SARA: Sometimes it's really hard to see the forest through the sleaze.
You bet. She invites him to her apartment and puts him to
sleep on the couch. Ta! Da!
Later they begin to share more personal information, in
confidence... although Sara, remember is a gossip columnist and he's going to
be tempted to not stay too long near the center of the Nicomachean virtue...
and reap the negative consequences as we'll see.
But at this point they both have turned the corner in their relationship
and their romance takes positive steps.
Later in this part of Act 2, Sara get's Hitch's business card
from Munson, although she doesn't know that the card belongs to Hitch (there's
no name....secrets...ah, the antagonistic force of keeping secrets is closing
in for the Act 2 climax.) In other scenes, Albert kisses Allegra. Hitch gets
third date with Sara lined up. In the meantime Sara has her gay co-worker call the
"date doctor" and set up a meeting at the zoo, at which Sara watches
from hiding to see who the "Date Doctor" is.
8. Act 2 Climax. Defeat at the Hand of the Antagonistic Force.
At the zoo, Sara discovers that the Date
Doctor is Hitch. She looses it. Sara's
boss tells her not to expose Hitch. Their third date is dinner at his place,
and she ends up throwing vegetables at him and storms out. He's clueless. She
does as front page story on Allegra, Albert, and Hitch; "Coach of the
Year: Can this man get you in bed with Allegra Cole? A Sara Melas
exclusive." But she does and
destroys the relationship between Allegra and Albert. This is a perfect example
of the two vices of the moral premise that slam together and cause the end of
Act 2--a near death experience. She leaves Hitch's place at 87 min. Her expose'
story appears at 88 min, essentially killing several relationships. Ideal for
this Act 2 Climax is 88 min. Actual Act 3 Climax ends at 88.4 min.
9. Act 3 Begins. Dark night of the soul.
Sara is sad. She doesn't
heed her boss' advice. Albert trashes newsstand when he sees Sara's article, and
gets arrested. Hitch and Sara go at it at the speed-dating event that he
crashes. It's all about "secrets" or trying to unravel them. It's
"Hand to Hand combat".
SIDEBAR: Romantic Comedies (as in most comedies) set up an inappropriate goal. The inappropriate goal is the physical hook -- secretive date doctor chases gossip columnist. The hook is the lie that forces everything else in the story to seriously be truthful. This is "the lie that tells the truth". It's "the impossibility convincing told." The hook is the humorous situation, which, when everybody else in the story takes serious, creates humor. I LOVE LUCY worked totally on this premise. Lucy was always trying things with Ethel that we all knew were impossible -- and Ricky told her so. Seeing Lucy taking herself seriously in a stupid situation, and seeing Ricky reacting like we were, was what was funny, especially when Lucy get the last laugh through something that was always there but we didn't see. And the surprise ending was never the hook. It was just kept secret from the audience, and usually from Lucy, too.This speed-dating scene is a perfect example. Both Sara and Hitch are so serious, they're mad. But the situation is hilarious, because the filmmakers surrounded Sara and Hitch with a naturally funny setting--speed dating for the inept, the insecure and the dating-invalids. It's also a good example of foreground and background action, both reinforcing the moral premise while advancing the story on two levels. Essentially the background chatter is either the inner dialogue of the foreground actors, or an explanation of the metaphors taking place. Example:BACKGROUND MAN: "I did ice climbing once."(a metaphor for what is going on in the foreground as Hitch is climbing an iceberg named Sara)BACKGROUND MAN: "The sun comes up, the ice really starts to fall apart."(when the truth be told relationships fall apart).BACKGROUND MAN: "Basically, I like outdoors sports; but indoor sports have their place, too."(Sara and Hitch's first date was an outside sport on personal watercrafts on the Hudson. What they're doing now uses personal attack-crafts in a small room.)BACKGROUND MATRON: "This is really kind of distracting. And I haven't gotten laid in a year!"(Actually, that's true of most everyone in this room. Thank you for that insight.)END SIDEBAR
Moving along. Part of Act 3A is a Chris Vogler beat called
"Resurrection." In HITCH this beat occurs when Sara comes to Hitch to
apologize. But he's leaving town. Albert comes to commiserate and challenges
Hitch to walk the talk. Albert is in love and he challenges Hitch to that same
goal.
ALBERT: "You're selling this stuff, but you don't believe in your own product."HITCH: Love is my life.ALBERT: No. Love is your job. (99.7min)
This is something that Hitch began to learn back at his MOG,
but now he sees it more deeply. And so, Hitch springs into action.
On Allegra's yacht, Hitch confesses all to Allegra and then
Albert and Allegra make up.
10. Final Incident.
Hitch goes to Sara's apartment and at
her front door his game is way off. She enjoys seeing him that way. He asks her
to close the door, when he really fumbles. But then she opens it and he see's
there's another man in her apartment helping Sara leave her apartment for a
trip. This is the final attack by the antagonistic force (KEEPING SECRETS) that
Sara doesn't immediately share the truth with Hitch about. (Ideal about 102
min. Actual begins at 104 min.)
11. Final Battle.
Hitch chases after Sara in the street, and
almost gets himself killed jumping on the car.
SARA: Are you trying to get yourself killed?
HITCH: If that's what it takes....because that's what people do. They leap and hope to God they can fly. Because otherwise we just drop like a rock wondering the whole way down: "Why in the hell did I jump?" But here I am, Sara, falling. And there's only one person that makes me feel like I can fly. That's you.
12. Victory. (GAME
ON) The kiss...
And then (and only then) does Sara introduce the man... Tom,
her sister's husband. Sara and Hitch kiss again, for real.
13. Denouement: Allegra and Albert's wedding. Hitch:
"The basic principles? There are none." (see he started out
telling us there were secret principles. now he admits that the best policy is
not to keep secrets.) End song, "Now that we've found love, what
will we do with it."